Original parenting care by Hypyractyv Larynx Frogquencies, later adopted by the ephemeric Terrarium.
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This scenario has happened a few times in the past. Hopping, crawling up to the porch lights, house lights for a quick and easy snack when all of a sudden I see something that I have a hard time imagining. A large piece of viddles, but wait...it's covered, entangled in the web of a spider. Now don't get me wrong, part of me wants nothing more than to just hop up and take this with no incident. However, the paranoid part of me wonders if it's just a decoy for me to become the hefty snack we all strive for. Decisions, decisions...fuck!